Category Archive: Humor

Oxymorons…

1. Inexpensive shortcuts in life. 2. Contemplative/introverted talk show host. 3. Satisfied NY Yankees fan. 4. Pessimistic Chicago Cubs fan. 5. Reliable Yugo. 6. Unsalted SALTine crackers. 7. Convertibles in Seattle. 8. Entertaining C-Span footage. 9. Organic fried food. 10. Encouraging mail from… Continue reading

That Awkward Moment When…

1. That awkward moment when you take your large family of young kids out to eat & people in the restaurant have a disgusted look as you enter… 2. That awkward moment when you… Continue reading

Thankful: God’s Extraordinary Blessings In An Ordinary Life…

I am thankful… for the extra flavor ice cold milk releases in cereal. for a quiet house after a wonderful day of lively noise with my five boisterous children. for the rhythmically soft… Continue reading

Appendectomy A-musings…

  Well, thank the LORD, the fantastic staff at Lake Forest Hospital, my amazing wife, and all of you: I am now at home recovering from an emergency appendectomy, sore but snug in… Continue reading

35 Things I’ve Learned In My 35 Years On Earth…

The Cubs probably will NEVER win the World Series. Sigh…(But I’m still a fan and watching a game at Wrigley is still a fun event to experience with friends and loved ones!) Even… Continue reading

A Weekend In the Life of A Man, Husband, Papa, Son, Pastor, and Friend…

A Weekend in the Life Of A Man, Husband, Papa, Son, Pastor, & Friend Just thought you all would get some encouragement from this. Our suburban, oftentimes mundane daily life is important to… Continue reading

I Love It When You Write Me “Dear Papa”!…

For video please click HERE   Rapped/Sung to the Tune of Biggie Smalls’ “I Love It When You Call Me Big Poppa” For My Children, Who Write the Most Amazing Notes to Me… Continue reading

I’m A Dad…And I LOVE It!

There are plenty of difficult/frustrating aspects to being a Dad (most of them a result of my own shortcomings/flaws, not my kids’!). But this note intends to highlight the myriad of amusing/funny/encouraging parts… Continue reading

SoulSpartan’s Original T-Shirt Quotes (TSQ)…

Yes, this is what I do when I can’t sleep. TSQ #1: “I didn’t fall; gravity just tackled me.” TSQ #2: “I’m not bossy; I’m just advice-oriented.” TSQ #3: “I’m not lazy; I… Continue reading

208 Original Punny Jokes By SoulSpartan…

What can I say? I love words and trying to make others laugh (even if they are laughing AT me!). I’m a pretty punny guy!…I should write the jokes on popsicle sticks!  … Continue reading